shrugmate
The Collection
A card is worth a few words.
Happy Birthday.
It's another day.
Birthdayfrom $6
Congratulations.
You really did it.
Congratulationsfrom $6
Good job.
The bar was low.
Congratulationsfrom $6
Someone died.
That sucks.
Sympathyfrom $6
Meh.
...
Sympathyfrom $6
Thanks.
Thanks again.
Thank Youfrom $6
I don't care.
Really.
Thank Youfrom $6
Bad health is awkward.
So I got you this card.
Get Wellfrom $6
Cool promotion.
I honestly don't care.
Promotionfrom $6
Nice you graduated.
You're supposed to do that.
Graduationfrom $6
...
*shrug*
Just Becausefrom $6
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